Technically it is day 11 as I was on Twitter yesterday, but I was more chatting and spouting nonsense and removing undesirables so for the logs it is day ten.
My initial idea was to randomly add thousands and get follow backs based on whatever interest went through my eclectic, fragmented and frequently chaotic mind. Then it occured to me, I was following and attracting a growing following of frankly boring spam bots run by ‘marketing experts’ and ’seo consultants’ with affiliate links promising 2,000 followers a day – yet after 2 weeks they’d got about 2,800 followers between them. Please, do me a favour. I may be getting senile but I’ve been around computers forever. Seen it all and ain’t believing a one of you!
Anyway, I dropped on a couple of nutters like @ceggs and (Content Warning!) @satans_thong, @elbeard and @shtfck and it occured to me… When my wife – probably rightly – isn’t keeping me in check I’m not exactly a full shilling. My own self assessment is fairly reasonable: ‘Tall, grumpy, genius‘. Thing about genius is the fine line between it and madness. So, without going into details, I found my niche. In milliontwits I am going to be mmyself, as much as is possible, and may your God have mercy on your soul!
Today stats :
- Current rank with Twitter Grader is 68,722 out of 2,215,099
- Current grade with them is 97.2/100
- Followers 842
- Following 794
- Posts 575

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I got content warninged.
This is like the day my boss stuck a “Parental Guidance” sticker on my badge.
Awesome.
And, yeah, be yourself. It’s who we’ve come to call one of us.